Argh! A crying infant. It breaks my heart a little every time… I’m going to give him four minutes and then go in there and let him out of the crib for a while.
Ok, but first, I’m going to take his picture. That might piss him off more, but that will work for this assignment.
Snap a picture of a crying fit. Or two. Or one each month. You’ve got lots of pictures of baby being cute. Take a few that will remind you how hard this first year really is. You may feel a little mean doing it… but it will only take a second.
If you’re really heartless, take some video.
