I got a great massage gift certificate as a “congrats for pushing that baby out” gift from a good friend and am sad to admit that it took me many months to get my tired butt in there… don’t do that to yourself.
You deserve it. Have your partner watch junior and book a day of relaxation for yourself (or with some friends) and get a massage, facial, whatever feels great to you. Go on, book it. Happy birth day to you.
And don’t tell anyone that I had to use the pump in the bathroom beforehand for fear of pain and/or spraying. Thanks.