If you named your baby after your pregnancy craving…

by RookieMom Heather on January 25, 2012

in Blog

What would his or her name be? I read this thread in my babycenter birth club and I just about peed my pants laughing so hard. I tended toward sweet indulgences each time and I had no idea that Taco Bell was such a popular craving food.

My son Sawyer would have to be called Cereal because Cracklin’ Oat Bran is too long (though it goes better with our last name).

My son Milo would have to be Watermelon. Although, at various times, they could have all been named watermelon.

My son Holden would probably have been named Guinness for the unlikely beer preference that started with him. Heck, I didn’t even like the stuff before I was pregnant (so much so that I drank lemonade rather than free beer on my Guinness Factory tour in Dublin). Another possibility is Pumpkin Pie.

So tell me, mamas, what would your baby have been named if after your pregnancy cravings? Cheetos? Milkshake?

a d v e r t i s e m e n t

{ 57 comments… read them below or add one }

stacy January 25, 2012 at 11:50 am

Julia would be Strawberry
Asher would be Bagel (or Cranberry juice)

RookieMom Heather January 25, 2012 at 11:52 am

Cute! Strawberry and Bagel sound like celebrity baby names.

Wendy Copley January 25, 2012 at 11:57 am

My oldest would have been named Marmalade and my little guy would have been called Smoothie. Baby Marmalade has a lovely ring to it, though….

Sheri January 25, 2012 at 11:59 am

My girl would’ve been Lemon Tart – I was obsessed with anything sour and sweet with her, but the big pull was the little personal tarts they were selling at Target (of all places).

Patti January 25, 2012 at 12:05 pm

My son would either be named ice cube or McDonald’s hot fudge sundae!

RASL January 25, 2012 at 12:07 pm

With this pregnancy (19 weeks today, hurrah!) I would say Grapefruit, Tomato, or Quesadilla ;-)

With my son (Zach), Grapefruit (again) or Cheese.

Nikki January 25, 2012 at 12:09 pm

I have a friends whose kid they call Spud b/c all she ate was Baked Potatoes when she was preggo.

Jessica January 25, 2012 at 12:09 pm

Ice cream all the way. Addie has such a cuter ring to it, though…glad we stuck with that. :)

Heather January 25, 2012 at 12:17 pm

My son Jackson would be French Fry, specifically Del Taco French fries…

Sarah January 25, 2012 at 12:29 pm

I would have had a girl named Strawberry Cantaloupe.

Susan January 25, 2012 at 12:29 pm

My daughter would have to be Lo Mein. That was the only food I would eat during 1st trimester queasiness.

Sarah January 25, 2012 at 12:32 pm

My son would have been Sunkist for sure!

Erin January 25, 2012 at 12:42 pm

The only craving I experienced was for peanuts. And it wasn’t an out-of-thin-air craving. I saw or heard a commercial for peanuts and then hadtohavethemrightthen. I think I’ve called my son “Peanut” a few times.

Marina January 25, 2012 at 12:53 pm

My son James would be Ice Cold Water… Ice Ice Baby! :)

Kristen January 25, 2012 at 1:14 pm

My son would have been named Milk.

Roni January 25, 2012 at 1:32 pm

Stone-fruit

Jamie January 25, 2012 at 1:51 pm

My son (also Holden) would be named Animal Crackers…not the kind in the zoo box, the Stauffers kind with the glossy light pink frosting!
My daughter…Cheeseburger!

Narelle @ Cook Clean Craft January 25, 2012 at 2:14 pm

I would have two kids called Ginger Beer then, which is funny because I’m an engineer and it’s also a nickname for engineers!

Kimberly January 25, 2012 at 2:16 pm

Both of my kids (plus the baby I’m currently ~30 weeks pregnant with) would be called Ice. This pregnancy is the first one during which I’ve craved food items. Mostly sugary stuff. Too bad “Sugar” would probably get a little boy teased…

Gwen January 25, 2012 at 2:17 pm

Well, my twins would have been Chocolate Milk and Fish ‘n’ Chips.

Psychsarah January 25, 2012 at 2:45 pm

I ate a million clementines…too bad this is a girl’s name, and wouldn’t fit my little man!

Rose Chappell January 25, 2012 at 2:58 pm

Our Grandson Archie would be Turkey Drumme and our Granddaughter Lucy would be tomato!

C.Lo January 25, 2012 at 3:41 pm

Orangina. Not so bad, I guess. Love your site!

sara January 25, 2012 at 3:49 pm

My first son would be “Peaches.” My second would be “Nutella.”

Megan January 25, 2012 at 4:06 pm

My sweet little one might have been named Tomato or Brown Sugar Cinnamon Pop Tart! Haha this cracks me up!!
Thanks for a giggle.
M
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Lidia January 25, 2012 at 4:08 pm

CJ would be ‘Pop Tart’… Hmm, not really appropriate for a boy. Maybe ‘Epic Burger’ (a great burger place in chicago) instead!

Jessie January 25, 2012 at 4:09 pm

Either Cream Cheese, Pudding or Peaches!

Hanna January 25, 2012 at 4:22 pm

little Chicken Nugget

Jenifer Schmutz January 25, 2012 at 4:37 pm

My daughter would be “Twinkie”

Beth January 25, 2012 at 5:47 pm

Our little guy would be Curry Nutty Bar….green curry and nutty bars were about all I could stomach in the first trimester. And yes, I ate them together!

C Marriott January 25, 2012 at 6:22 pm

My first son, Henry, would have been named Ketchup. I didn’t have any cravings with my second child (Toby).

Jen January 25, 2012 at 7:23 pm

Sour Patch Kids or Peaches!

Maggie January 25, 2012 at 7:25 pm

My son would been Red as in red peppers (raw) with ranch dressing

Claire January 25, 2012 at 8:21 pm

My first would have been Cream Cheese. My current pregnancy has been dubbed Rosarita after my love of retried beans :)

Lauren January 25, 2012 at 9:24 pm

My firstborn would have been Chicken Tikka Masala and I don’t remember much about my second pregnancy because I was chasing a toddler. But we did actually call him “Ricecake” in utero because my daughter looked at the ultrasound and said, “Oh, a ricecake!”

Erin Judd January 26, 2012 at 10:19 am

I love this! My son Canyon would have many different names depending on the trimester but the big ones would be Asparagus or choco shake.

Janie January 26, 2012 at 10:30 am

Definitely would have been Hamburger. Which would have been funny with our last name of Mann! :)

Emily January 26, 2012 at 10:31 am

I had no cravings :( I allowed myself to eat all the queso I wanted though, so maybe queso.

Marelize January 26, 2012 at 10:48 am

Malone would have been Orange…I literally had to limit how many I could eat a day, or Cocoa Puff.

Marla January 26, 2012 at 11:40 am

Pizza, which I think her father would have loved!

Laila January 26, 2012 at 12:47 pm

My son would have been Orange or 7-Layer Burrito!

Krys January 26, 2012 at 1:15 pm

Emma would have been Jelly Bean! Yum!

aly January 26, 2012 at 1:38 pm

Cheesy Tator Tot….or perhaps No-Bake Cookie. Oh, or Deep Fried Corn Dog. There was a reason I gained 45 lbs…ha!

Heather January 26, 2012 at 7:28 pm

Jamba Juice, Saltine or Dr. Pepper …. Not so much because I craved them, but they’re all I could keep down for the first 4 months. Then maybe Milkshake. :)

Emmy January 26, 2012 at 9:17 pm

I never had any crazy cravings- so I guess my kids would be nameless! Eek- glad i didn’t have to really name them that way :)

Mills January 26, 2012 at 11:58 pm

My little boy would be named Pepperoni Pizza. I didn’t even like pepperoni until I was pregnant and now, a year and half later it’s still the go-to topping for my pizza pie.

Jen C January 27, 2012 at 5:24 am

Steak with guac!

Heather January 27, 2012 at 2:41 pm

This is hilarious! My first would be named Curry and my second Waffles. LOL!!

Rebecca January 27, 2012 at 9:36 pm

Maisy would be bean and cheese burrito (yes, taco bell). Maren would be deviled egg.

:-)

Meg January 28, 2012 at 6:28 am

My bun in the oven would have to be Dairy (i never drank milk and now i chug it all day) or Berry or Peach… or if i’m being really honest Lil Debbie :)

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